Search

...You Might be a Shy Trump Voter!

The old "margin of error" strikes again and the culprit just might be the new phenomena of THE SHY TRUMP VOTER! Well to do my part to help the much beleaguered pollsters I have developed a checklist of sorts to point out these rather nuanced voters who are hiding in plain sight! While my checklist is not complete it would certainly be of great benefit to any future pollster attempting to prognosticate an election!


This checklist is meant to be read in your best JEFF FOXWORTHY rendition of "you might be a redneck"!-


You might be a shy Trump voter…..

If your friends drive black import cars or anything electric and you drive a white in color Ford F-150 pickup you might be a shy Trump voter….

If your Ford F-150 has an elect Jo Jorgensen sticker on it you might be a shy Trump voter…

If you rock a man bun but conceal carry you might be a shy Trump voter….

If you store your guns and ammunition separately in separate locked containers you might be a shy Trump voter….

If your concept of “having enough ammo” is 50 rounds or less per firearm you might be a shy Trump voter….

If your a dude who can skin a deer but also does your own cooking, cleaning and laundry you might be a shy Trump voter….

If you wear Patagonia undergarments but never outer garments you might be a shy Trump voter…

If your friends are most comfortable remaining in lock down but you have to keep working you might be a shy Trump voter…

If your friends joined fraternities/sororities and you joined the Army/Marines/Navy/Air Force you might be a shy Trump voter….

If you have a favorite red cap but are afraid to wear it as it might be mistaken for a MAGA hat you might be a shy Trump voter…

If you are afraid to vote in person or even tell family members who you voted for you might be a shy Trump voter….

If you shop at Whole Foods but still eat real meat you might be a shyTrump voter….

If your friends are all hippies but you keep a secret regular job and routine hygiene practice while sometimes eating meat you might be a shy Trump voter….

If you enjoy birdwatching while your are waiting to blast a duck from the sky you might be a shy Trump voter…

If you have a kayak, mountain bike, Toyota SUV, DSLR Canon camera, backpack/tent and sandals… but still deer hunt on occasion you might be a shy Trump voter….

If you feel compelled to hide your computer/tablet screen in Starbucks while you check your deer trail cameras you might be a shy Trump voter…


If you conceal carry on a backpacking trip you might be a shy Trump voter...

If any single one item of your wardrobe has any of the following words- carhart, wrangler, rustler, Ariat, to include flat bill caps… you might be a shy Trump voter….

If you discreetly decline to round up to the next $ at the Whole Foods register for charity after ringing up 4 items at $78.43 you might be a shy Trump voter….


If you make a tie die shirt in “earthy” colors so you can hunt in it you might be a shy Trump voter…

If you own a pair of “cowboy boots” or “cowboy hat” but never wear them in public only around the house you might be a shy Trump voter….

If when alone in the car you listen to the Charlie Daniels Band but never leave any presets on “country” stations you might be a shy Trump voter…

If you can discern the difference between a protest and a riot you might be a shy Trump voter….


If you have ever used your reusable grocery shopping bags to carry "deer bait" to your hunting spot you might be a shy Trump voter...

If you wear Sitka or Kryptek hunting clothes you might be a shy Trump voter…

If you thought all lives mattered and not certain skin hues you might be a shy Trump voter….

If you think freedom of speech means other views should not be censored you might be a shy Trump voter….

If yard signs just aren’t your thing you might be a shy Trump voter…

And……… If your neighbor puts up a Trump yard sign and his house gets egged you might REMAIN a shy Trump voter!


50 views0 comments

8034805608

©2020 by 1969. Proudly created with Wix.com